Bah

Disasters all round this week, as the Evil Empire returned to form by shooting the Pheasant down 3-0, while the Queen's Head also served up a 3-0 kicking to the Hope & Anchor. The Jolly Farmer, previously only a point behind the leaders, now languish a further point behind after winning only 2-1 against the Wanderers. Meanwhile the Brewers' 5-game run of winning against crap teams has come to a predictable end, as the Bell & Bottle tore us a new one with a fairly comprehensive 2-1 victory. Brewers hearts were broken early in the first leg when, with the oppo chasing ten, some knob called Jordan drilled a particularly selfish SIX to settle nerves early for his team. The general consensus, in the Brewers camp at least, is that he is an almighty scrote. Happily the Brewers had the last laugh as their heroic and jaw-droppingly handsome captain tossed in a six of his own in the beer leg. The general consensus here is that it was thoroughly deserved and much more beautiful than the previous one, which everyone had forgotten about by then and wasn't that good anyway. So well done to Bill, our captain, hero and saviour. We could all learn a lot by his example.

Please keep those scores coming in. Some of you are proving to be particularly slack. So stop it.

Here is the abridged league table:

E&C 23
QH 22
JF 21
3B 18
B&B 17
Wan 15
Phe 8
F&W 7
NB 6
H&A 5
D&D 3
BH 1